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Do Not Pass Go

by Jugboy

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Woah oh oh oh So you think you know it better Woah oh oh oh So you think you know what's right And once again It's a simple kind of reason For wanting more Than a person's willing to give Well you know what's wrong But you don't feel strongly Enough to do much else than bob your head Boy cause if you do Then you'll be through Your evening's spent listening to this dumb shit And the fact remains That words bring pain And to speak and respond is just a waste of time Back in my heyday I would argue about Any silly, frivolous bullshit I could find
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Break in the house and keep it down Shut the fuck up and don't touch shit Wondering what the point of this Is when it culminates in... well Try to get out without a trace If you can help it at all Oh with the high maitenance shit Gotta OD on tylenol Get in the house and keep it down Get in the house and hold real still Go to the room with no door There you will find someone tall Creeping around a packed up box Fingers as long as grizzly claws Maybe provoked or threatened by Your disregard for federal law Get in the house and drop to the ground As a car passes the window Quickly you learn the problem is In this house you're not alone Something unearths a trauma here Something reveals a sad, sad truth Someone is pulling wool over One or both eyes, your arms can't move
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Annotation 02:32
Things are not the same without your annotated guide I treat it like the blueprint when in times I can't decide And things are not the same without a complicated look That you deliver at me probably thinking what the fuck? Same without your annotated guide Blueprint when in times I can't decide Same without a complicated look Thinking what the fuck?
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Born Under 04:13
[Certainly not Overkill by Men at Work backwards]
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Layer Cake 04:20
I treat this shit like a layer cake And try my Luck with another layer everyday Just to know myself Communication's always lacking in the way Of self-help To burn through money's probably a sign of this Fuck off Pylonology's another day Another set of pale hands brought that project to its knees I know another couple songs With small communities and streams picking up and listening
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The last day before we had to set ourselves aside Aside Could not have been worse spent If I directed all my time to breaking pens The last time I ever thought I'd see you alive Alive Was at some function at this place I acted like I didn't like Keep the lights dimmed And I'll mosey on in You've got fire in your eyes And a gleam on your skin Without you I'd drink to death Regardless I wish you the best The days we shared are gone and buried Indifference and sadness are off to get married Regardless I wish you the best It's not about you and it's not about us It's not about me and it's not about us It's you and it always will be to me To me So quiet I sit in the back and I smoke So quiet, we're sitting in silence Not making the most of what we have Instead I'm just thinking of what I can do To convince that we'll still be friends In spite of everything that's happened And I I don't know what to do
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Dual Vessels 02:33
I love it how you both just act the same As if the barriers between you both have melted An earthquake ravaged, you're the only ones who felt it I couldn't say I notice when you just can't play the game You gotta have ulterior positions in the foreground The power to lift off and soar around I know it's not your name Convenience is a real bitch to explain On one hand there's the comfort and free time to get a nap in But still I wish that something big would hit the earth I want to go away
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Laura Palmer 02:27
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This is my impression of an owl who doubles as a sketch composite artist: Alright, so this first part is the owl. "Hoo, hoo! Alright sir, describe the man who mugged you." And then this next part is the guy who's describing the man who mugged him. "Well, he was 5'9", had red hair, a scar under his eye, and a big hunting knife." And here's the owl again. "Hoo, hoo!" And here's the guy again. "That's what I'm trying to figure out." See, the joke is that owls say "hoo" habitually, um, so the- he wasn't actually asking a question. He wasn't saying "Who is the guy?" He was just saying "hoo" cause that's what owls say, like a cow says moo, dogs bark, cats meow, goats bah. That kind of thing, right? Do sheep bah? Do goats? Is it goats or sheep that bah? I guess I- er- okay. Anyways the joke of this-the whole thing is that the guy misinterpreted what the owl meant when he said "hoo." Cause he didn't mean anything, cause the- it's just what owls say. It's like, um, y'know it's like, why would you get upset at a dog for barking? He doesn't actually have any intention behind those barks unless he's an asshole, uh, which some dogs can be. Sometimes when a dog barks, he's really just saying awful things about your mother, but y'know, you'll never know that because the dogs don't speak human. See, you didn't think about that. Dogs don't speak human. That'd be fuckin stupid. Can you imagine a dog walks into the house and starts speaking like a normal human? Sitting upright, saying things like "I gotta get to my job!" "I gotta get to my doctor's appointment." That would be ridiculous. That dog would immediately be evicted because he's not on the lease. Anyways, that was my impression of an owl who doubles as a sketch composite artist. Thank you.
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Once fractured, confidence won't do you well I've got a fix you might not know about It all begins with three big gulps of air And then exhale all your problems out of there Something I need to practice regularly Is a surrender to sweet therapy To look for help is quite a good first sign But yeah that shit doesn't work, I hear it all the time Don't second-guess your methods easily I learned to be happy from LSD I've got a friend who got help from a shrink And just as many find betterment in the drink So what do you fine souls think of privacy? Does it encourage bitter misanthropy? Or are these angry bitter people all smarter than us? Because they know that we're all doomed and life's a bust I just take it as it comes, I don't need much I treat each day like it's my first and it's my last And I pretend to be an animal with class
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Do not leave without An email address Do not concede now You fill more with distress And I don't know its name Much less its broken heart And I don't play its game I don't know how to start Pass it around, like at the speed of sound Give it a brand new coat Hand it to me I wanna take a turn Hand it to me I'm on
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Mmmmmmmmmmm Smells stinky Stinky! Take a look at these stinky bottles Look at all these stinky, stinky bottles Look at these stinky bottles Look at all these stinky, stinky bottles Drum solo! Drum solo continues
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I don't care Cause caring goes both ways I don't air My bullshit full display The goddamn mess You created is not fair I want your confidence But not your lack of care
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You gotta relearn it all The truer the words The harder the talk Follow a siren's call To the centermost layer of hell A copy of something wrong Is as wrong as its old man
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I don't understand why anybody gives a shit, like, it's not your fucking business. Uh, you just always wanna fucking horn into other people's shit. And you know what it is? It's this-this, uh, contagious mentality that-that like "I know best, I'm not a part of this thing that's happening, I don't understand it, therefore it's wrong." Um, that just, I mean, it's fucking- it's everywhere right now and it's stupid. It's the kind of thing that you would maybe expect from, like, a toddler whose brain has hardly assumed the size of an apple. Y'know, a hand-fruit. Um, and they just d- they don't get their way, they don't understand something therefore it's wrong, or it's unbecoming, or it's the sign of the end. The end is nigh.
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released April 27, 2023

Produced entirely by Jug
Track 1 samples "Sewer and Drain Rootcutting State of the Art" by Citymaestro
Track 4 features the AI-generated voice of neo-nazi Kanye West
Track 6 is a backwards cover of Overkill by Men at Work
Track 9 samples the episode of Aeon Flux "A Last Time For Everything" which is also where it derives its name
Track 11 was inspired by a time I consumed 500mg of cough suppressant and watched the ending of Evangelion
Track 12 is inspired by Laura Palmer's Theme from Twin Peaks, composed by Angelo Badalamenti
Track 16 samples Mario Paint Composer, the Meowsic Cat Piano, and is dedicated to my cats
Track 18 was written and commissioned by Señor WoofWoof. Additionally, it samples a fucking Family Guy cutaway parodying the TVLand show "That Girl." And obviously it's a parody of Pure Imagination.
Track 19 samples Truffle Land from Puggsly & The Stone Of Woodwind

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