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Milford Willabert Sings To The Kids​!​!

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1.
Moldy Salt 02:27
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Oh no we are out of salt What are we gonna put on fries?? Oh no we are out of salt What are we gonna put on fries?? Oh man, the only salt That we have is really old I hope I don't open it And find a bunch of mold Moldy salt (x6) Moldy salt is bad for you If you eat it you will die Moldy anything is bad for you Except for cheese and yogurt for some reason Also penicillin Moldy salt (x6) Listen closely young adults Who accidentally had a kid I am sorry that you are now Forced to listen to this It goes like: Moldy salt (x6) It's crazy the amount of things That aren't salt that you can put on fries It just kinda slipped my mind I think I'm gonna do black pepper Moldy salt (x12)
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Don't Kill Small Animals 02:15
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I saw lizards on a wall I walked right up and picked one off One little green guy's tryna get away Off popped his tail, then he ran away I guess it's okay cuz the lizard is alive But that won't happen every time For some reason only lizards are allowed to lose their tail So don't try that on a dog I saw snails on some grass I picked one up and tapped on its shell It stuck its little head inside And wouldn't come back out If you remove it from its shell It will definitely die If you rip a turtle from its shell Similarly it will die Hugging bugs and squashing worms Kicking dogs and shaking gerbils Putting a beetle in a pill bottle with a coin and shaking it up Will definitely shred it Stealing your parents' lighter and using it to catch small bits of hay on fire And then hosting a mock witch trial using exclusively ants While exciting and empowering in the moment is inevitably gonna end up With your house on fire and you losing all your things Also statistically if you abuse small animals as a child You are predisposed to a life of rage and violence Which is also kind of a guarantee That they're gonna send you to prison I saw lizards on a wall I walked right up and picked one off The one little green guy tried to get away Then I ripped off his tail
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Car Crash 01:54
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We're going in the car Car (x3) I hope that we don't wreck Wreck (x2) But deep down you must know In your heart of hearts you know It's always a possibility Wreck (x3) Imagine if you will, an overturned semi If something that big can be tipped then so can we Imagine now again, a fully totaled school bus If all those kids can die then you better bet that we can We're going in the car Car (x3) I hope that we don't wreck Wreck (x2) But deep down you must know In your heart of hearts you know It's always a possibility Wreck (x3) What if the gas ignites and we all go up in lights? What if a giant sinkhole opens? We'll surely both be killed You and I will be pulled in And we might die in an instant Or it might take several days We're going in the car Car (x3) I hope that we don't wreck Wreck (x2) But deep down you must know In your heart of hearts you know It's always a possibility Wreck (x3)
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Do Not Eat Batteries 02:47
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Don't eat a battery You can take it from me Don't eat a battery It tastes like electricity Don't eat a battery Even if you're really hungry Don't eat a battery Unless you're being held at gunpoint Energizer 666 Duracell 666 Both are owned by Satan Both are owned by Satan Sunbeam 666 Generic brand 666 Both are owned by Satan Both are owned by Satan Don't eat loose change you found You'll pass it but you might choke on it Save that change to buy Batteries galore Don't spend your money on Anything but batteries You should buy batteries 666 hail Satan Energizer 666 Duracell 666 Both are owned by Satan Both are owned by Satan Sunbeam 666 Generic brand 666 Both are owned by Satan Both are owned by Satan
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The Clown Countdown 02:09
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375 clowns (x4) 375 clowns all showed up to the clown picnic And 375 of them left after the festivities Can you picture this in your little infant brain? 375 clowns showed up in a field to play games Not a one was lost, and not a one was gained But the real take-away from this is "Why were there so many clowns?" 374 clowns (x4) That's one less than last time I guess one must have perished 374 clowns... a circus Can you picture this with your developing brain? 374 clowns showed up in a field and it was really, really cool About until lunch time and none of them had money I think I accidentally stumbled into an ICP concert and mistook it for a circus 373 clowns (x4) If you're keeping score, that's still far too many clowns I don't know why so many clowns are congregating in this field Unless they have plans of overthrowing the government But alas, because they're technically a congregation They can just keep doing as they please Um, also they're tax exempt 372 clowns (x2) We're gonna count down from the number that I started with... to zero 370 clowns 371, 370, 369, 368, 367, 366, 365, 364...sfjksjfkjdsklsd five sixty Uh zero clowns Zero clowns
6.
House Fire 02:35
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Red orange hot stove top hot ouch hand Hand touch ouch hand ouch ouch stove Go hospital first degree burns Ouch ouch ouch Fork microwave Spoon microwave Knife microwave Blue spark ouch Ouch blue spark blue spark knife Microwave microwave microwave Outlet hole scissors fork outlet Outlet hole scissors knife fork Fork outlet outlet hole Spark spark spark hospital Blue spark, red truck Housefire housefire ouch ouch ouch (x2) Firetruck firetruck wasted resources Firetruck firetruck, this could've been avoided Tinfoil chipotle microwave make hot Inside microwave tinfoil pop Glass break in my face Ouch hot hot ouch blue sparks blue Firetruck red red red Firetruck hospital Wet hands outlet wet hands outlet Touch outlet wet hands hot Shock shock shock shock blue spark blue Blue spark hand wet outlet Outlet hole scissors fork outlet Outlet hole scissors knife fork Fork outlet outlet hole Spark spark spark hospital
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The Apple Sauce Song 02:08
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How come there's apple sauce? Also tomato sauce? But no banana sauce? Much less blueberry sauce? Nobody wants to invest in my sauce ideas When I pitch them I get told "That's great, but I'll see ya" Grape sauce, pumpkin sauce, carrot sauce, squash sauce Strawberry sauce, lettuce sauce, broccoli sauce, peanut sauce Pizza sauce but instead of just marinara it's sauce rendered from pizza With all the fixings Nobody wants to invest in my sauce ideas When I pitch them to my friends they laugh and say "see ya" Nobody wants to invest in my sauce ideas When I pitch them I get told "That's great, but I'll see ya" Vodka sauce, burger sauce, fry sauce, burger sauce I know I already said that, uh, disregard Cheesesteak sauce Onion sauce, garlic sauce, um, garlic sauce exists Pepper sauce, salt sauce... ok listen I might be running low on sauces That's all Nobody wants to invest in my sauce ideas When I pitch them to my friends they laugh and say "see ya" Nobody wants to invest in my sauce ideas When I pitch them I get told "That's great, but I'll see ya"
8.
Santa Is Real 02:26
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Santa's very real He's very, very real He is super real He's tangible and real Not only is he real He's friends with your mom He has a key To get inside your apartment Santa's very real He's very, very real There's not a chance he's not Not even a very small chance Not only is Santa real He's actually god's brother That's why they both have the beards And why they are both super magic Santa's super real In fact, he gets more real every time I say it Santa's extra real He exists in space and time If Santa wasn't real Then why did I just talk to him? We have a very long conversation About Pagan traditions Santa's very real He's very, very real He is super real He's tangible and real He's made of flesh and blood And hair and skin and poops Santa's super real He exists in three dimensions I know you've never heard of a man with magic powers Because historically magic's not real But this is the one exception With the help of his reindeer He travels to every home in the world If the world's population is 8 billion And probably like, uh, a lot of those people live together And some people are homeless You have to figure that it's not as many as that uh But it's very easy for him because of the reindeer and the magic Santa's very real He's very, very real He is super real He's tangible and real
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The O-rings on the Challenger 01:23
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The o-rings on the challenger are cold cold cold Cold cold cold Cold cold cold The o-rings on the challenger are cold cold cold And the rocket subsequently exploded Public pressure to launch in spite of the temperature Probably led to their untimely deaths Public pressure to launch in spite of the temperature Probably led to their deaths A man named Roger Boisjoly objected to the launch Objected to the launch Objected to the launch A man named Roger Boisjoly objected to the launch Cuz the o-rings were gonna freeze But NASA officials wanted to go through with it Wanted to go through with it Wanted to go through with it NASA officials wanted to go through with it I guess they were just overzealous
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Cowboy Adventures 05:32
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Cowboys Moseying down the old dirt trail On the backs of horses Smoking filterless cigarettes I carry everything on my back Tied around a stick in a sack I answer to no one man Because I am my own man I think I need to do my laundry Completely forgot to do my laundry My leather pants need washed again But it's hard to wash leather You need to hand wash leather I have a presentation tomorrow My supervisor's gonna kill me If my cowboy suit's not clean in time I think it's still covered in dirt and mud And lots of soot from cigarettes Also I gotta go shopping At the general store tonight I think I gotta buy eggs and flour I'm hosting dinner on Friday I have the sides and an entrée But I was gonna bake a cake for that Oh man should I bake a cake for that? I guess I could just buy some ice cream It's really just the thought that counts But man a cake would really be nice I think my guests would appreciate a cake Especially one that's home-made I think I'm gonna make a cake for it Also I gotta run by the laundromat That's a really big priority I need to get there at 6:30 I think they close around 9 today Oh wait today is Sunday, I think they close at 6 I really should've gone earlier I just had a lot stuff going on Okay that's a lie I slept in I should really run those boxes to Jeff Him and his fiancée are moving out of town And they need a bunch of boxes And I have a bunch of boxes From the place where I work I hope he doesn't try to talk to me About that MLM he's in I get it's his prerogative But I'm really not interested I just wanna ride horses That's why I became a cowboy Why's there so much I gotta do today I gotta stop putting everything off Oh I also gotta hit an ATM Probably even before I run the boxes over Otherwise I'm gonna forget Rent is due this Wednesday Or wait the first is Thursday What's the grace period for rent in this state? I think I read online that it's the fourth of each month Okay I guess I can do it tomorrow I also gotta return some library books I started reading some Stephen King In my opinion he's over-celebrated But I respect his place in literature Ok enough putting it off, I'm gonna go out But first let me get a shower Where'd I put my towel Oh it's just hanging on the shower rod Well that would make sense I guess Oh yeah I have no clean clothes That's fine I'll just put on some old ones And use a lot of cologne I'm just a little cowboy Moseying down the old dirt trail On the backs of horses Having gunfights and smoking Uh yeah I should probably go do this Okay I'm gonna go
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Silly Alien Song 02:45
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Look out for the aliens With creepy eyes and scaly skin They have a history of infiltrating The US government They look like people, like you or me But often times they eat crickets and live on leaves You may have noticed that these are qualities Of lizards You see, the lizard politicians Were alive back in Egyptian times Not that Egypt still doesn't exist But ancient Egyptian times They organized the building of the pyramids And lots of other crazy stuff during history For more information please visit My website where I go into extraneous detail If that wasn't bad enough you should know That they're listening to you through your mobile phone They take pictures of your face while you sleep And then use it to unlock your face recognition They're stealing finger nails And reading your emails They're covered in scales Unfortunately there's not a fourth word that rhymes Alien technology If you don't believe me, look no further than computers There's not a person alive that can explain how they work That's a fact If you don't believe me still, look no further than a windmill How does it move? Using ectoplasm They're stealing finger nails And reading your emails They're covered in scales Unfortunately there's not a fourth word that rhymes Look out for the aliens With creepy eyes and scaly skin They have a history of infiltrating The US government There's no such thing as misinformation You're just stupid and you don't get it Probably because your brain is small But hey, if you believe me it'll get bigger
12.
Dinosaur Times 02:47
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One hundred years ago this Earth was home To the creatures known as dinosaurs Pterodactyls and omnisores and cold sores And venusaurs, Jupiter, Mars, and Kitkats They were kicking it, hanging out and eating leaves And a couple of them were eating one another You shoulda seen these mean, green egg-machines Tens of them, maybe a hundred Til the dinosaurs were wise enough to know That a secret committee met in volcanos One lone dinosaur tried to get inside And disrupt their meeting but instead he died And wouldn't you believe it, this one event caused An eruption of enormous proportions It caused lava to rain down on them And suddenly their dino skin was super scorchin' This was ruled "accidental" but we all know the truth The committee of dinos inside caused the big boom And god was so effing mad that he made a meteor And it touched down on the Earth and killed everyone One hundred years ago this Earth was home To the creatures known as dinosaurs Pterodactyls and omnisores and cold sores And venusaurs, Jupiter, Mars, and Kitkats It's not enough that all the dinos died They kept some of the fuzzy ones inside of ice To be displayed in museums It was really egregious and super dumb No justice ever came to the mammoth And certainly not to the dinos That committee was never stopped In fact they still exist and the last song exposes that they're the government One hundred years ago this Earth was home To the creatures known as dinosaurs Pterodactyls and omnisores and cold sores And venusaurs, Jupiter, Mars, and Kitkats
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Fruits and Vegetables 03:32
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Vegetables and fruit May taste really bad But there are benefits to eating them Carrot on the cob and boiled yams Delicious gargamel fruit And peach in cans 25 mozzarella sticks and salty ham Might taste really good but they will stop your heart A heart attack feels like a stab Except it's in your heart and you can't stop it There's a special fruit that only grows in one particular region of the Alps and it's basically guaranteed to make your eyesight better and encourage the production of certain chemicals in the brain that influence productivity and focus, and this fruit has been ground up and put in a shampoo that I am the lucky owner of. In fact, I have about 100 bottles, and I'm down to sell a couple to you, and y'know, I'll even give you a deal if you decide to buy in bulk. So let's say for a second that I sell you 10... uh 10 of these bottles at $10 a piece, well guess what? They retail at about $20 so you could sell half of your stock and earn your money back and then you basically got the entire supply for free. Additionally, you could sell your whole stock, double your money, and y'know this might prove to be a pretty healthy source of income so if you're interested I can continue to keep supplying these to you. As a matter of fact, here take this card. I'm a distributor through them. We're called Zivotek™. Uh, so if you're interested you can call me at that number, or just reach out to me on Facebook. Vegetables and fruit May taste really bad But there are benefits to eating them Carrot on the cob and boiled yams Delicious gargamel fruit And peach in cans Zivotek™ Zivotek™ We have good stuff Zivotek™ Zivotek™ Look us up in the phone book Zivotek™ Zivotek™ We even have a website Zivotek™ Zivotek™ Dot net Also here's something kind of interesting, and you know I would never extend this offer unless we were close friends, I can put you in contact with my supplier and you can buy directly from them for an even bigger discounted price, and y'know what, since I uh referred you to them, they'd uh probably kick me a couple bucks so it would benefit me in the long-run too. And it's kind of like we're helping each other out in that way. Um, but you know, you don't have to, it's no pressure, but uh I do have some products and I am totally down to have a little get-together, and you can take a look at everything they got. Uhh, *ahem* if you're interested, again it's no pressure if not, um but y'know w- i-is it cool if I borrow a little money to get-for gas? To get back home. I uh-I don't have any-I uh-my cash isn't very liquid right now. Y'know. Vegetables and fruit May taste really bad But Zivotek™ has an all-in-one You get your calories And your vitamins In one shampoo For just ten bucks Per unit assuming you buy in bulk
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Airplane Song 02:17
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Zoom zoom, here comes the airplane Airplane airplane in the sky Piloted by an airplane guy Boarded by people and serviced by stewardesses Inaccessible without metal detection Airplane airplane in the sky Airplane man I wonder why The walk to the gate is always 50 minutes What could've happened historically that made them beef up security? Airport store, airport store Why are you Charging 12 dollars for a pack of gum? Airport store, airport store What's the deal? Selling a bag of chips for the price of a meal Airport restaurant, airport restaurant can I please Order and chug like 15 drinks? Then board and while in the airplane bathroom and piss on myself And be forced to sit in my own urine until we land? Lady eating pasta Lady eating pasta next to me We're in close quarters and your breath really stinks Also FYI you left me no room in either cup holder For my styrofoam, 1oz cup of complimentary coffee Airplane airplane in the sky Piloted by an airplane guy Boarded by people and serviced by stewardesses Inaccessible without metal detection Airplane airplane in the sky Airplane oh I'm horrified Every time you shakes and every time you sway I remember I'm just a monkey in a giant metal bird Zoom whoosh whoosh zoom Zuhhhhhhhh zuhhhhhhh dong dong please fasten your seatbelts thank you... and goodbye We know that you have a choice in airlines and we just wanna thank you for choosing us We promise not to beat you up Except for that one time Looking at you United
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Dad's Weekend 02:07
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Listen up young man I'm only gonna say it once You better not bite another kid in the McDonald's ball-pit You do this every time we go and I'm really sick I just spent $6 on your Happy Meal I swear every time you come over your mom is intentionally loading you up on sweets What the heck is even wrong with that miserable woman? Listen up young man I'm only gonna say it once You better not bite another kid in the McDonald's ball-pit You do this every time we go and I'm really sick (yeah I'm really sick of it) I just spent $6 on your Happy Meal (and a free toy) Listen up young man I'm only gonna say it once You better not leave food in the back of my minivan I'm fully convinced that your mother told you to do that I'm getting really sick of this co-parenting thing I swear every time you come over your mom is intentionally loading you up on sweets What the heck is even wrong with that miserable woman? Boy you better bet we're not stopping for ice cream on the way home tonight And I'm gonna limit your TV time cuz you're really out of hand The level of disrespect I'm being shown is crazy When I was a kid they woulda never let this slide
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Creatures That Aren't In Your Closet At Night 02:49
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Here's a list of things that are not in your closet Whether in the light of day Or at night when you are asleep I'm gonna list them: There are no creepy women with no eyes or teeth or hands And there is definitely not a guy wearing a mask and playing with a knife You have my word there's not a creepy dog with a big bloody smile Or all your loved ones' evil clones Also on that topic, you are all alone The chances of a rotten bloated zombie coming into your room And standing over you while you sleep Is more than likely slim to none I mean, more than likely Dracula's not real but if he was He wouldn't sneak into your closet and point a long range weapon at you That's simply not something that Dracula would do Thirty-thousand spiders don't live under your bed And a bunch of cockroach eggs were not laid in your head There's not a tarantula on your face And I'm pretty sure that there is no snake Clowns in your hallway Clowns in your hallway Clowns in your hallway Clowns in your hallway Guy with a plague mask Guy with a plague mask Guy with a plague mask Guy with a plague mask Bloody Mary is not at your window waiting for you to fall asleep so she can eat you A guy with a chainsaw is not waiting in your shed for your parents to fall asleep so he can kill them Jason Voorhees is not behind the shower curtain in your bathroom Nothing is waiting under your bed to grab your ankles when you stand up and then drag you under Straight to hell Here's a list of things that are not in your closet Whether in the light of day Or at night when you are asleep
17.
Community Service 06:42
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Hi all, Milford Willabert here. Today I'm doing a service for the youth as part of my court-mandated community service. Uh, the judge said it had to be educational so I'm gonna teach some things that they wouldn't traditionally teach at school, y'know that way I'm actually contributing something. Uh, basically today's topic is quantum mechanics. Quantum mechanics are very small auto-technicians, who have certification in the field of course. They're basically so small that they require an entire field of study about them because nobody knows anything about them because they're so small, they could be doing anything down there, y'know? I imagine uh they probably operate much the same way that we do, y'know, they have to go to the store every 1-2 weeks to get groceries, they probably pay property and income taxes. Um, I wonder if they have little town halls down there, y'know, or garbage truck drivers. It's weird to consider that they may all have different occupations because they're all certified mechanics, but none of them can find work because they're all mechanics. Do you see what I mean? When everybody's a mechanic, nobody is a mechanic, and that's just a fact, I learned that from the movie The Incredibles. Y'know admittedly, one time I stole about 20 or 30 forks from a buffet near my house. Uhhh they were just sitting on one of the tables in a cup. I think they were being rounded up to be washed. I just took them and I gave them to my friend for Christmas as part of a white elephant. Ummm, I don't feel bad about it at all, um but y'know the uh- the Judge made me give back to the community in some way so... You never wanna argue with a judge for the reason being that they are very judgmental and it would probably hurt your feelings to hear some of the stuff they have to say about you. Judges, y'know, they judge everything. They don't like your shoes, your clothes, your hair. They don't like the cadence of your voice. Heck, one time I was in court for no reason, I was just, y'know, like uh I-it wasn't that big a deal, don't ask, and the judge was like "Hey buddy, how bout you sit down and get out of the aisle or you're gonna be held in contempt of court." And I was like, uh, "Contemptive court? What the 'H' is that?" And he said, "No contempt OF court." And I was like, "Bu-wh-that's what I said." And he's like, "No you said contempt-IVE court, like it was one word." And I said, "Nuh uh." And he said, "Yes you did, now sit down." See, I didn't take it personally but I could totally understand how somebody would, the dude was definitely coming after me. Probably some case where he just didn't like the way I look, didn't like the cut of my jib, y'know. That's really what it boils down to, I mean, judges they're judgmental. They say things like, "You have to do community service because you stole all these forks." "You have to do community service because you hit a kid with your car." YOU HAVE TO DO COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR EVERYTHING. IS THERE ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE COMMUNITY SERVICE IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS? HEY CAN I GET A DRINK OUT OF VENDING MACHINE OR DO I HAVE TO DO COMMUNITY SERVICE FIRST? Y'know what I mean? Ridiculous. The whole thing it just seemed very unfair. And uh, like the judge was very biased. At any rate, quantum mechanics. Small mechanic, reminds me of one time where I dropped my phone in the hood of a car. And boy, I uh, had a little difficulty finding it. My hand got all gross. I got burned on some weird hot thing. I think it was the engine? I can't say, I'm not a mechanic. Y'know. And if I was a mechanic, I'd be a regular sized mechanic. Y'know a lot of trees are overrated, and I know that sounds like it's coming out of nowhere uh but th... believe me, it pertains because y'know much like the judicial system is very overrated so too are trees. Your sycamores, oaks, weeping willows. All these-all these types of trees, uh, very overrated. Just like that judge. Just like Judge Davis. I mean, I'm not-I'm not crazy, right? Like, these are disproportionate punishments for the crimes that have been committed. Like, I-I know a couple years ago there was, like, the hit and run thing. That was different. That was completely separate and should not be taken into account for this punishment that's happening right now, which is, to make a whole album, an educational album and teach the kids of the world. MHkfjfskj for what, y'know? That's what their teachers are for. Their teachers are on payroll, I'm not. I'm in trouble. Why am I in trouble? Teachers aren't in trouble. Here's the thing, alright, and this is no offense to any of you who are listening to this but, uh, you're stupid kids. You're dumb. You've got little tiny walnut brains, and all of this is gonna be lost on you anyways so I don't know... I don't even really know what-I think I'm just venting at this point. I think I'm just wanting someone to hear me. So at any rate, I uh apologize, I'll let you get back to the music I guess. Um, when you grow up, don't do a crime, and if you do do a crime, make sure that you're not-you're not being overseen by Judge Davis cuz that guy sucks. Oh also, as long as I have everyone here listening for a moment, I wanna give another shoutout to Zivotek™ um, Zivotek™ has a lot of great products, the one I mentioned on the song was the shampoo that has the uh, y'know, the uh fruit in it that makes you, like it... it makes you smarter and your eyesight better and that's like, I mean, it's something that is obviously person-to-person but basically it's guaranteed. Um, and like I said, I could cut a great deal on those if you wanna, y'know, message me and-and-and hopefully we could get you set up as a distributor. [Deep breath] Um, so yeah, Zivotek™. Shoutout Zivotek™. They also have y'know cheap electronics, um, soap, candles. I got a lot of their products. Y'know, there's a nice canned stew that's great for-for metabolism. So if you're interested in that, um I know most of you are children who don't have any money, uh but let's say for a second that your stupid, hipster-y parents are listening and uh maybe they fancy themselves a job with Zivotek™. Hey, reach out to me. My facebook is Milford Willabert dot facebook dot net dot I don't KNOW THE WEB ADDRESS BUT JUST- I'M SO MAD ABOUT THIS JUDGE THING DUDE. I can't get over this. The judge really had it out for me-uh okay. At any rate, if you wanna become a distributor for Zivotek™ please contact me. Thank you.
18.
Recognizing Sounds 02:32
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Bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells Punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch Scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch Slam slam slam slam slaaaaam slam slam slam slam slam slaaam slam slam slam slam Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Glockenspiel glockenspiel glockenspiel glockenspiel glockenspiel glockenspiel glockenspiel glockenspiel glockenspiel Windchimes windchimes windchimes windchimes windchimes windchimes Grand piano grand piano grand piano grand piano grand piano grand piano Y'know this sound effect VST is labeled as "Door creaking" but it kinda sounds more like an old projector. I mean, maybe I did it wrong. Maybe if it's too short y'know or too many times in succession it-it doesn't sound as-as much like a door creaking, but this sounds like no door I've ever heard before. Door creaking.
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Fidget Spinner 03:41
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Yeah you already know what it is This is the fidget spinner song Lemme give a shoutout to my fidget spinner bros out there Alright You spin in my hand And then you stop So I spin you again You're a fidget spinner Talk about epic win Every time that you spin I'm gonna spin it again It's almost as cool as Fortnite Epic games fortnite epic games Epic games fortnite battle pass Battle bus battle bus titled towers Battle bus battle bus titled towers Hoverboard hoverboard Hoverboard hoverboard Hoverboard hoverboard Hoverboard hoverboard Mr. Beast Mr. Beast Mr. Beast Mr. Beast Mr. Beast Mr. Beast Mr. Beast Mr. Beast Tiktok tiktok tiktok tiktok tiktok tiktok tiktok tiktok Fall guys five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at freddy's Mystery surprise egg Youtube toy channel Epic games fortnite epic games Epic games fortnite battle pass Battle bus battle bus titled towers Battle bus battle bus titled towers Yeah basically just loop that they're not gonna know the difference
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The End Of The Album 02:19
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This is the last song of a $1 CD That you picked up at a Goodwill Or maybe a Half-price Books Ah aaaahh But it's definitely not on streaming Ooooh Play my voice for your baby So I can influence their decisions And create an army Doodoodoodooo
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There Are Only 20 Tracks 03:27
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There are only 20 tracks on this album (This album) If you don't believe me, look at the album art (It says it right there) If you're getting different numbers, it's probably because you're dumb (Oh you're dumb) I don't know what to tell you, at least we didn't short you (You got extra) 20 track album, no more no less 2 sets of 10, or 4 sets of 5 20 track album, an hour in runtime 2 sets of 10, or 4 sets of 5 There's no way that this isn't the case Look no further than that art It says it right there Are you going to argue with album art? You're stupid There are only 20 tracks on this album (This album) (Album) If you don't believe me, look at the album art (It says it right there) (Right there) If you're getting different numbers, it's probably because you're dumb (Oh you're dumb) (You're dumb) I don't know what to tell you, at least we didn't short you (You got extra) (Extra) 20 track album, no more no less 2 sets of 10, or 4 sets of 5 20 track album, an hour in runtime 2 sets of 10, or 4 sets of 5 There's no way that this isn't the case Look no further than that art It says it right there Are you going to argue with album art? You're stupid Math has really never been my forte I guess I could've been wrong but I'm not gonna say I may have made that art before I started the album at all This may have been made in 5 days But who are you to come to me and complain about album art you didn't make? Make your own If you want 20 tracks, here's a recommendation for you Make your own 20 track album, no more no less 2 sets of 10, or 4 sets of 5 20 track album, an hour in runtime 2 sets of 10, or 4 sets of 5

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Milford Willabert returns for what is sure to be an uncomfortable listen for everyone

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released September 1, 2023

Created by Milford Willabert

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Jugboy Ohio

A depository for all my music regardless of the moniker. Suck n fuck.

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