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Dino Park

from Jugboy by Jugboy

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What's going on at the dino park?
What's going on there after dark?
What's going on at the dino park? (The dino park)
Me and my friends go to the dino park (What's going on?)
[Announcer]
And that was just a glimpse of what you can expect to find in the new Milford Willabert boxset, available at online retailers everywhere and also Target, but only Target cuz... uhh... I dunno, Milford just has an affinity for Target. What're you gonna argue with the man about what store his album's sold at? Are you that petty? B-but anyways, anyways, I'm getting off topic here. Lemme just restart completely.
(Sound cuts out)
Introducing the new Milford Willabert boxset! Including all your favorite classics like, "Don't Eat At Places That Have Stuff You Could Get At Home."
[Lyrics]
Who's going to Subway for a sandwich?
You can make that shit at home.
Arby's sucks and I'm tired of all of you excusing it
Because their fries are pretty good.
[Announcer]
And who could forget this one?
[Lyrics]
A big ol' dinosaur, prehistoric beach party
And hundreds of dinosaurs came out to party with me
[Announcer]
Oh, and what about-what about-what about the one where he sings these words?
[Lyrics]
She sells beach rocks by the beach docks
She sells fish guts by the little huts
(x2)
[Announcer]
These are some good words he's got. I mean you got-you gotta give him some credit there. Buy the boxset. It includes all these and more. There's even a hidden bonus track, and yeah, maybe it is just 20 minutes of Milford incoherently rambling about aliens in his bathroom. But I mean, who among us is without ramblings about aliens? Not I. So get it for three easy payments of $59.99.99!
[Lyrics]
I see many pretty flowers outside
But none as beautiful as weed
None as beautiful as marijuana
I see many pretty pebbles too
But none as beautiful as oxycodone
None as beautiful as oxiiIIEEEEES

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from Jugboy, released January 25, 2023

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